And moving on...
Thinking that I could keep up with one single subject matter for an entire day is just ridiculous. Who am I kidding. It's 12:30 and I've just mowed down a delectable bag of microwave popcorn while doing a little non-work related, non-Richie related surfing. And goddammit, I've done well. I'm now thoroughly entertained. And you should be too, by the latest Black List-ing, regarding Salvation Army Santas:

"Don't these beggars see that our arms are laden with Nordstrom bags and there's only 22 shopping days left until Christmas? If we had a free hand we'd have it in our pocket, merrily diddling ourselves to the tune of Jingle Bells, not tossing some change into a red spitoon. Fuck you, Salvation Army Santa. We're naughty and keeping our change. If we want to help the poor, we'll drop last week's issue of Entertainment Weekly in the wicker basket at Starbucks. F -- Bunsen"

THE BLACK LIST: SLOSHING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND [via The Black Table]
- posted by liz @ 12/11/2003 12:30:00 PM