Animal masturbation mania!
This morning I learned all sorts of amusing facts about horses slapping monkeys. Also of note, several splendid anecdotes on otters, dogs, Japanese mothers and Leonardo Di Caprio. Receiving first place in the "Wankers of the Year" special edition:

"1. SNOWFLAKE THE GORILLA (RIP)
Now-dead ape superstar was log-flogger

Snowflake, the albino gorilla who appeared on the
cover of a Basement Jaxx album, filled his last
days at Barcelona Zoo with almost constant
masturbation. He suffered from alopecia, eczema
and depression, so the wanking was his only
pleasure (apart from eating his excrement,
which he was also quite keen on)."

*** WANKERS OF THE YEAR SPECIAL *** [via popbitch]

- posted by liz @ 12/18/2003 09:31:00 AM