In today's comedy showcase!
From George Tenet's "interview" with the captured Sadaam (a damn fine translation, I must add):

"HUSSEIN: How's Donald Rumsfeld? I haven't seen him in a goat's age. Well, on the news, but not in person.
Is he still drinking that weak Scotch? Heh, heh. Boy, are there things I could tell you about him. Did he ever tell you about the time we were negotiating warhead sales, and he spilled his Cutty Sark on his crotch? Looked like he had just urinated himself! Ahh, we all laughed at that one!"

The Interrogation of Saddam Hussein [via LiberalOasis]
- posted by liz @ 12/22/2003 02:15:00 PM