Attention Deficit Therapy
Thursday, December 18, 2003
 
It's the awards edition! or so it seems.
tee hee.

"It's official. Beating Paris Hilton by a nose (or should we say, a bump), Gwyneth Paltrow is the nation's Tramp Of 2003. Not only was Gwynnie the last celebrity we counted on getting knocked up pre-nup, she also denied an entire nation of the big, glorious white wedding that surely would have ensued, were her biological clock not ringing like a nuclear plant alarm. After months of apathy re: impending Bennifer union, the one wedding we actually anticipated was cruelly snatched away. Whore."

Tramp of 2003 [via Megastyles]

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