Monday, December 01, 2003
Something to make your first day back more tolerable...
Ah, thank you thousands of emails for filling my inbox and giving me something thoroughly un-work-related to do, as I am back at work. Against my better judgement. Coming back after the long weekend is really just completely unpleasant. But this isn't. Please PLEASE someone order a clone of their vulva or wang (if you will) just so I can have the pleasure of knowing you. It could possibly make my life complete. [and thank YOU popbitch]