You Know Who You Are.
And this is from LAST week's Week In Craig:

"For The Person In Your Life Living In A Tiny Enclosed Cave:

Paris Hilton Sex Tape!!! - $10

this is the real thing on m-peg. it is about 2:56 in length. sound and everything. can only be played on computer. this is rare and hard to find, and may be worth something. this is the real deal guarenteed.

Like the ad says, the Paris Hilton Sex Tape "may be worth something." You know what -- I bet that it totally is worth something! Again -- only $10?! You might even be able to turn around and, like, sell this tape to someone else! Like, say, someone in the media or something! Not only will you be buying the gift of Paris Hilton doing it, but who knows-you might also be making a major investment! This thing could be huge!"
The Black Table
- posted by liz @ 12/04/2003 10:36:00 AM