I'll never be sad again.
As long as I have this page to look at over and over again.

What my New Year's resolutions are not (including, but not limited to: "Being the only black kid in Canadian kindergarten can be pretty harsh. When your dad comes from Papua, New Guinea, and doesn’t understand the implications of dressing you in a tiny monkey suit with a felt banana in the pocket, you’re basically fucked for life.")

Ouch. My sides hurt...let's see that page again! Ohmygod. It's still so funny.

DON'TS [via Vice]
- posted by liz @ 1/07/2004 01:34:00 PM