OH! I can't stop!
This is from last month. I don't care if it's outdated, it's re-readable. So funny. So, so funny. Last month was the "Sundays in Montreal Super-Special."

"Just when we were about to lose all faith in humanity, this Zurich-looking motherfucker came up to us and said, “Hey guys, why so blue?” When we shrugged our shoulders and pointed to all the hippies around us, he just smiled and said, “I understand. Here, Imade this. It’s called the euthanasia stick. Kill me.”"

DON'TS [via Vice]
- posted by liz @ 1/07/2004 01:47:00 PM