Friday, June 04, 2004
Maccers' advice to men:
"Sometimes when she may express displeasure with your attitude or behavior, she may just need you to hold her and act like you love her. That's all. If that doesn't work you are up crap creek without a paddle for which a wedgewood-blue box with an ivory ribbon may be the only safe exit.
Tell her she looks hot, not cute. She is beautiful, not pretty. Pretty is for up to the age of 12 only.
If she feels that you desire her and obviously only her, she may forgive you all sins with the exception of stealing money from her bank account."
This is sort of like the She Loves NY guide to dating etiquette. Also highly amusing, though thoroughly unrealistic...
"the gentleman will read this guide and with haste commit it to memory. he knows that in his doing so the lady will take great pleasure, and may even decide to see him again"
Maccers
SLNY
- posted by liz @ 6/04/2004 09:53:00 AM
