The Morning News - The Non-Expert: Zodiac
"Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 22)
Water Sign
Symbol: the Crab

Those born under the sign of Cancer are known for their razor-sharp intellect and natural leadership ability. They should consider the following employment positions: president of a large corporation, buccaneer, publishing magnate, software/hardware entrepreneur, sports-team manager, film director, illusionist, curio-shop owner. They should avoid starchy foods on an empty stomach. "

"Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Water Sign
Symbol: the Scorpion
Scorpios are the only people who talk incessantly about their zodiac sign. It is, after all, a scorpion, which looks wicked as the abdominal tattoo most Scorpios get in their twenties. Their general snobbishness toward the other signs means nobody likes Scorpios—even astrologers hate them. An everyday newspaper horoscope for a Scorpio, in fact, will predict bladder malfunctions or lengthy bouts of unemployment.

Sometimes the horoscope will cut straight to out-and-out name-calling. “Ham-juggler" is popular."

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- posted by liz @ 6/22/2004 10:55:00 AM