Attention Deficit Therapy
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
 
This is effing ridiculous.
ArtsJournal: Modern Art Notes: $20 buys you...

"One ticket into the new MoMA.
No, really, I'm not kidding. When MoMA reopens, it will cost $20 to get in. Glenn Lowry told Carol Vogel (this was a few weeks back -- I'm slow) that this is in line with other entertainment expenses. If your idea of entertainment is a glass of 25-year old single malt scotch, then maybe. But if your idea of entertainment is a few beers while watching the Yankees game, well... no.
$20! If readers would like to email me over the next few days with what $20 will buy in entertainment where they live, I think I see a Monday post materializing..."

ArtsJournal: Modern Art Notes: $20 buys you...
Comments:
Well Liz, for $20 in Nebraska you can get:
2 Rounds of Mini golf (19 holes each round)
2 tickets to the artsy movie house
2 tickets to the regular movie theatres, a popcorn and a drink
11 tickets to the really cheap second run movie theatre
2 regular gyro's and a drink at Ali Baba's followed by a walk through the sculpture garden
2 Tickets to the Henry Doorly Zoo (but no IMAX movie)
2 Tickets to the Strategic Air Command Museum
2 Tickets into the Joycelyn Art museum, plus a cup of coffee and a scone in the cafe
1 Pack of Camel lights and about 13 cups of coffee at the Coffee House
4 Tickets to see a AAA legue baseball game on the lawn
2 Tickets and 2 hotdogs to see the same baseball game from actual seats
2 adults and 1 child into the Morril Hall Museum of Natural History
1 Student section ticket for a Nebraska Cornhuskers football game, and a bottle of water
80 single men could get into the Porn Barn on Interstate 80 (exit 420)
And in Nebraska, $20 buys you an ENTIRE YEAR of attmittance into all State Parks!!!!!!
 
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