Monday, June 21, 2004
A woman scorned?
Oh boy, this is a good one. I'm keeping this for posterity or something...
Tell her that although she's beautiful, funny, clever, sexy, adorable, loving, kind etc etc, she's just not 'THE ONE'. Ah yes, that old chestnut 'THE ONE'. That'll be 'THE ONE' that exists only when you're going out with someone and you get a bit bored and you want to fuck someone else. That old 'THE ONE'. We know all about that. And when you come back later, having failed to fuck the latest object of your affections because she just laughed at you and suddenly you realise we're the best you're going to get you miserable piece of shit, we'll just laugh and kick our Manolo-clad heels up at you.
You missed us the first time round, moron - you don't get another chance. There is no 'THE ONE', there never has been and there never will be. There's only who you're fucking at the moment, sweetheart and if you don't realise what you've let go, then you're probably not clever enough to recognise 'THE ONE', even if she did actually exist and stood in front of you and whacked you around the head with a shovel, while screaming, 'I'm your fucking ''THE ONE'', dickhead!'
"Closure" is not necessarily a bad thing just because it's American. [via Eurotrash via Lindsayism]
- posted by liz @ 6/21/2004 03:48:00 PM
