Banterist - Field Guide To Online Dating Profile Photography
"THE MUGSHOT, not ironically, indicates unimaginative, brain-dead potential criminals. Mugshotters have defecated in public and killed squirrels. The Mugshotter thinks Kafka is what you do if you have a chest cold. A date with a mugshotter involves coupons, and the evening often ends with a request for a blowjob no matter how the date went."

Banterist - Field Guide To Online Dating Profile Photography
- posted by liz @ 7/02/2004 10:35:00 AM