How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in 5 easy steps.
"No pseudo-intellectual is complete without a pair of ultra-hip 'EMO' glasses. Just put them on and let the smart vibes flow. A mere glance and people will be able to tell that you're the type of person who reads Dostoevsky. You won't be mistaken for anything short of an astro-physicist, or a theoretical physicist of some sort. All physicists go to stupid raves, bleach their hair, and listen to angst-filled punk music because they don't want to seem uncool in front of the other scientists."

How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in 5 easy steps. [via vin, thanks vin]
- posted by liz @ 7/02/2004 10:55:00 AM