Mime, for beginners?
"What the holy fuck is the point of mime, other than to inspire homicidal mania in even the most mild-mannered spectator. Why do people dress up in stripey shirts, put white stuff on their faces and then act like total fucking gits in the middle of a park in front of people who HATE HATE HATE them? Where's the fun on either side?

You know WHY they have to assault you in parks with their silent smirking? I'll fucking tell you why. Because no fucker in their right mind is going to PAY to see some twat in a striped shirt pretend he's inching his way across a window, or petting a dog or negotiating for world peace or whatever the fuck it is they're doing. "

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- posted by liz @ 7/08/2004 04:04:00 PM