Media Mantic (RNC Schedule of Events)
I don't even know how I found this. But I like it...

"10:30pm - Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35pm - Bush demonstration of trademark 'deer in headlights' stare
10:40pm - John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt.
10:45pm - Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
10:46pm - Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50pm - Seminar #3 Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy
11:10pm - Hillary Clinton Pinata
11:20pm - Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30pm - Call to EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35pm - Blame Clinton
11:40pm - Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50pm - Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself"

Media Mantic (RNC Schedule of Events)
- posted by liz @ 8/31/2004 12:57:00 PM