Bitty Dole, last night's GOP champ:
"'Marriage between a man and a woman isn't something Republicans invented, but it is something Republicans will defend,' she said. 'We believe in a culture that respects all life ... the frail elderly, the infirm and those not yet born. Protecting life isn't something Republicans invented. But it is something Republicans will defend.'"

...unless it's a gay life you're going after, because then, like, you sure shit ain't gettin married, get it? We will support potential lives, but not actual lives. In fact, this is a key element in the Republican economic plan! Yes! By God, it's brilliant!

CNN.com - Day 3:GOP stresses 'Land of Opportunity' - Sep 1, 2004
- posted by liz @ 9/01/2004 11:08:00 AM