Wednesday, November 10, 2004
I KNEW Sara'd be all over this shit:
I can picture Ashcroft's resignation checklist:
1) Overcrowded federal prisons from my support of preposterously high federal sentencing and my procedure of demanding appeals on any federal sentence I find too low--Done
2) PATRIOT ACT I and II--In the Bag
3) Criminalizing Abortion--I think GW will be able to handle this w/o me when he gets to appoint a SC justice
4) Physician Assisted Suicide--Ooooh, I KNEW I forgot something. Not that I don't have faith that our strict constructionist appointee will manage to twist the Constitution to fit right into her/his political (conservative) values and take this out of the states, it's just, well, let me force the issue NOW
5) Becoming a National Sex Symbol--Damn that Rumsfeld
Say Goodbye to your Morning Prayers... [via Inanity]
- posted by liz @ 11/10/2004 02:51:00 PM
