Attention Deficit Therapy
Thursday, June 09, 2005
 
Manhattan Martyr
Lives in tiny, dirty, apartment in hip Manhattan neighborhood, entirely beyond his/her means as a form of “social resistance.” Eats peanut butter as a meal 4-5 times per week in order to afford requisite $5 Starbucks latte that he/she “can’t live without.” Constantly bitches about unattainable lothes/shoes/restaurants/cab rides that would be affordable if he/she would only shut up and move to fucking Brooklyn already.
Comments:
Can you be hip in Brooklyn?
 
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